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unhappy-farmer
UNHAPPY FARMER
I had an anonymous
note last week apparently from a farmer
moaning about
the hard times being experienced by country folk.
"It all started
back in 1966 when they changed to decimal
currency and me
overdraft was doubled," the phantom farmer
writes.
"I was just
getting used to this when they brought in kilograms
instead of
pounds and me wool clip dropped by half.
As if this
wasn't enough they changed us from acres to hectares
and I lost half
me land.
Then they
changed the rain to millimetres and we haven't had an
inch of rain
since.
Then they bring
in this thing called Celsius and it never gets
hotter than 40
degrees in summer. No wonder me crops won't
grow!"
Author Unknown
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